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Cast (In order of appearance): Yami, Yugi, Joey, Serenity, Tristan, Téa, Kemo, Guard, Mai, Rex, Weevil, Pegasus

Date: July 18, 2006

Running Time: 4:33



YAMI: I'm not actually in this episode... has anyone seen my agent?

On top of the school, dusk

YUGI (thinking): Well, Grandpa's a drooling vegetable. And now, thanks to Pegasus, he's lost his soul too. I've just gotta save him. But first, I should probably figure out how to get down from here. Hello? A little help here? Anybody?

Joey's room

JOEY: Hey, it's another video! I wonder if Pegasus wants my soul too?

He puts the video in the player

SERENITY (on the video): What's up big brother?

JOEY: It's my sister who sounds nothin' like me!

SERENITY: The doctors have been so busy trying to figure out why my voice is so high-pitched, they've neglected to treat my eyesight! So I'm going blind. Well, seeya later! ..or not..

JOEY: I guess my soul ain't good enough for Pegasus.

At school the next day

YUGI: I've decided to accept Pegasus' invitation and travel to his private island where I'll be completely at his mercy. It's a shame rich megalomaniacs are immune from the law, otherwise we could just call the police!

JOEY: Cash sure does do terrible things to people. It's like the old saying goes: Money is the root of all-

TRISTAN: Hey look! This tournament has a prize of three million dollars!

JOEY: Cha-ching! Duelist Kingdom, here I come!


YUGI: Hey Joey, remember the time we became friends?

JOEY: Yeah.


YUGI: Give me back my Millennium Puzzle you big dickweeds! Waaaah!

JOEY and TRISTAN: We're tormenting you!

End flashback

YUGI: Actually Joey, I was talking about the part after that.

JOEY: Oh.. oh yeah, now I remember!


YUGI: I mean it guys, give it back!

JOEY and TRISTAN: We're still tormenting you!

End flashback

JOEY: Man, good times!

YUGI: No Joey, I mean the time when I saved you from that bully!

JOEY: Huh.. no.. no, I don't remember that..

YUGI: But I was all heroic and stuff!

JOEY: Hey, remember the time me and Tristan took your Millennium Puzzle?


YUGI: Waaaahahahaaah!

JOEY and TRISTAN: Torment!

End flashback

YUGI: Remind me why we're friends again?

At the boat for Duelist Kingdom

KEMO: Attention Duelists! My hair is telling you that it's time for you to board! Anyone caught without a crazy hairstyle will NOT be permitted to enter the Duelist Kingdom!

JOEY: (Being held by guards) Hey! But my hair's all blonde and poofy!

GUARD: Sorry sir, but it needs to be at least twice the size of your head for it to count.

YUGI: He's with me.

GUARD: Wow! Your hair's crazy enough for two people! Okay he can go.

JOEY: Thanks Yug. Man, your hair really is crazy. What the heck's your secret?

YUGI: L'Oréal. Because I'm worth it.

TÉA: Come on, Tristan! Let's sneak on board like Solid Snake!

TRISTAN: Don't our parents even care that we're missing?

MAI: Is that a Lightforce Sword in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

JOEY: Check it out, Yug. It's a pair of giant breasts attached to a woman.

MAI: The name's Mai Valentine. It's not a very subtle pun, but then again, nothing about me is very subtle.

JOEY: Boooobiiiiies.

MAI: I'll crush you when we get to the island.

JOEY: With your boobies, right?

TRISTAN: What's wrong, Téa?

TÉA: I need to use the bathroom, but the lady who dubs me won't admit it.

TRISTAN: In another few hours the sun will rise!

TÉA: What the f*ck does that mean?!

Text appears on screen: (seriously, he actually says that... wtf?)

TÉA: Hey, isn't that Bakura?

TRISTAN: Bakura? The limey kid from school?

TÉA: What's he doing here?

TRISTAN: Who cares? He's not even a main character!

Rex's room on the boat

REX: Woah! Uh-huh-huh.. Come to Raptor.

MAI: Tell you what, Rex, if I win this duel, I get to use your room. But if you win, then I'll give you a kiss!

REX: Cool. Then I, like, won't be a virgin anymore.

On deck

WEEVIL: Heh-heh, hey Yugi, heh-heh, like, give me your cards or something. Heh-heh.

YUGI: Well, you're clearly evil, but I see no reason not to trust you.

WEEVIL: Say goodbye to Exodia! (throws Exodia overboard) Heh-heh-heh-heh, yeah, heh-heh that was cool, heh-heh-heh (leaves)

YUGI: Holy cow, I never even saw that coming!

JOEY: I'll save 'em! (dives after the cards)

The theme from Titanic plays

JOEY: Must.. risk.. life.. for cards!

Yugi dives in after him to save him

Music stops

TRISTAN: (drops a ladder down to them) Hey! Get a room you two!

Boat hallway

MAI: Get out, loser! (Chucks Rex into the hall)

REX: Uh.. did I just score?

On deck

TÉA: Sorry you almost drowned, guys.

TRISTAN: If it's any consolation, the sun will be up in a few hours!

JOEY: Man, I can't believe I didn't save your cards! Compared to this, my sister's imminent blindness seems like a minor inconvenience!

YUGI: Your sister? How come you never mentioned that sub-plot before?

JOEY: My parents got divorced a long time ago, because I tried teaching her how to drive.


SERENITY: (in a car) Joey! Stop this crazy thing!

JOEY: Apply the handbrake, ya dumb broad!

End flashback

TRISTAN (thinking): If she's going blind, I might actually have a chance with her!


YUGI: We'll both do our best, Joey! You for your sister, and me for my Grandpa.

TÉA: I'm not even sure why I bothered coming!

TRISTAN: Hey, look! I was right about the sun!



ADIMRAL ACKBAR: It's a TRAP! (Trap Hole appears on screen)

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