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Date: July 18, 2006
Running Time: 4:33
YAMI: I'm not actually in this episode... has anyone seen my agent?
On top of the school, dusk
YUGI (thinking): Well, Grandpa's a drooling vegetable. And now, thanks to Pegasus, he's lost his soul too. I've just gotta save him. But first, I should probably figure out how to get down from here. Hello? A little help here? Anybody?
JOEY: Hey, it's another video! I wonder if Pegasus wants my soul too?
He puts the video in the player
SERENITY (on the video): What's up big brother?
JOEY: It's my sister who sounds nothin' like me!
SERENITY: The doctors have been so busy trying to figure out why my voice is so high-pitched, they've neglected to treat my eyesight! So I'm going blind. Well, seeya later! ..or not..
JOEY: I guess my soul ain't good enough for Pegasus.
At school the next day
YUGI: I've decided to accept Pegasus' invitation and travel to his private island where I'll be completely at his mercy. It's a shame rich megalomaniacs are immune from the law, otherwise we could just call the police!
JOEY: Cash sure does do terrible things to people. It's like the old saying goes: Money is the root of all-
TRISTAN: Hey look! This tournament has a prize of three million dollars!
JOEY: Cha-ching! Duelist Kingdom, here I come!
YUGI: Hey Joey, remember the time we became friends?
YUGI: Give me back my Millennium Puzzle you big dickweeds! Waaaah!
JOEY and TRISTAN: We're tormenting you!
YUGI: Actually Joey, I was talking about the part after that.
JOEY: Oh.. oh yeah, now I remember!
YUGI: I mean it guys, give it back!
JOEY and TRISTAN: We're still tormenting you!
JOEY: Man, good times!
YUGI: No Joey, I mean the time when I saved you from that bully!
JOEY: Huh.. no.. no, I don't remember that..
YUGI: But I was all heroic and stuff!
JOEY: Hey, remember the time me and Tristan took your Millennium Puzzle?
JOEY and TRISTAN: Torment!
YUGI: Remind me why we're friends again?
At the boat for Duelist Kingdom
KEMO: Attention Duelists! My hair is telling you that it's time for you to board! Anyone caught without a crazy hairstyle will NOT be permitted to enter the Duelist Kingdom!
JOEY: (Being held by guards) Hey! But my hair's all blonde and poofy!
GUARD: Sorry sir, but it needs to be at least twice the size of your head for it to count.
YUGI: He's with me.
GUARD: Wow! Your hair's crazy enough for two people! Okay he can go.
JOEY: Thanks Yug. Man, your hair really is crazy. What the heck's your secret?
TÉA: Come on, Tristan! Let's sneak on board like Solid Snake!
TRISTAN: Don't our parents even care that we're missing?
MAI: Is that a Lightforce Sword in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
JOEY: Check it out, Yug. It's a pair of giant breasts attached to a woman.
MAI: The name's Mai Valentine. It's not a very subtle pun, but then again, nothing about me is very subtle.
MAI: I'll crush you when we get to the island.
JOEY: With your boobies, right?
TRISTAN: What's wrong, Téa?
TÉA: I need to use the bathroom, but the lady who dubs me won't admit it.
TRISTAN: In another few hours the sun will rise!
TÉA: What the f*ck does that mean?!
Text appears on screen: (seriously, he actually says that... wtf?)
TÉA: Hey, isn't that Bakura?
TRISTAN: Bakura? The limey kid from school?
TÉA: What's he doing here?
TRISTAN: Who cares? He's not even a main character!
Rex's room on the boat
REX: Woah! Uh-huh-huh.. Come to Raptor.
MAI: Tell you what, Rex, if I win this duel, I get to use your room. But if you win, then I'll give you a kiss!
REX: Cool. Then I, like, won't be a virgin anymore.
WEEVIL: Heh-heh, hey Yugi, heh-heh, like, give me your cards or something. Heh-heh.
YUGI: Well, you're clearly evil, but I see no reason not to trust you.
WEEVIL: Say goodbye to Exodia! (throws Exodia overboard) Heh-heh-heh-heh, yeah, heh-heh that was cool, heh-heh-heh (leaves)
YUGI: Holy cow, I never even saw that coming!
JOEY: I'll save 'em! (dives after the cards)
The theme from Titanic plays
JOEY: Must.. risk.. life.. for cards!
Yugi dives in after him to save him
TRISTAN: (drops a ladder down to them) Hey! Get a room you two!
MAI: Get out, loser! (Chucks Rex into the hall)
REX: Uh.. did I just score?
TÉA: Sorry you almost drowned, guys.
TRISTAN: If it's any consolation, the sun will be up in a few hours!
JOEY: Man, I can't believe I didn't save your cards! Compared to this, my sister's imminent blindness seems like a minor inconvenience!
YUGI: Your sister? How come you never mentioned that sub-plot before?
JOEY: My parents got divorced a long time ago, because I tried teaching her how to drive.
SERENITY: (in a car) Joey! Stop this crazy thing!
JOEY: Apply the handbrake, ya dumb broad!
TRISTAN (thinking): If she's going blind, I might actually have a chance with her!
YUGI: We'll both do our best, Joey! You for your sister, and me for my Grandpa.
TÉA: I'm not even sure why I bothered coming!
TRISTAN: Hey, look! I was right about the sun!