Cast (in order of appearance): Yugi Muto, Tristan Taylor, Joey Wheeler, Steve, Zuiikin Gals, Mr. Wheeler, Serenity Wheeler, Maximillion Pegasus, Chad, Croquet, L, Marik Ishtar, Florence, Grandpa, Duke Devlin
Date: November 2, 2010
Running Time: 4:51
Transcript[]
Deleted Scene #1 - Tristan Quotes Too Much[]
YUGI: Tristan, it's come to my attention that you've been quoting TeamFourStar a lot recently—
YUGI: Yeah, yeah, that's hilarious and all, but I figured I should warn you: around these parts, whenever someone quotes an abridged series that isn't made by LittleKuriboh, they kinda end up getting their kneecaps broken... with a wrench.
TRISTAN: Uh... goddammit, Nappa?
YUGI: (holds up a wrench) Specifically this wrench.
Deleted Scene #2 - Zuiikin Gals[]
JOEY: Nyeh, who are you people? And what do you want from me?
STEVE: We're here for your rarest card, Joey Wheeler. Now hand it over!
JOEY: Oh man! What do I do, what do I do?
(A video of Zuiikin Gals appears, with the English sentence "Take anything you want" being repeated over and over)
JOEY: (monotone voice) Take anything you want.
STEVE: Mwahahahahahahahahaaa!
JOEY: Ah, curse you, misleading Japanese aerobics girls!
Deleted Scene #3 - Joey & Serenity at the Beach[]
JOEY'S FATHER: Have fun being completely unsupervised, kids.
SERENITY: Where are we, Joey? Where are you taking me, big brother?
JOEY: Well, since it's your fault our parents got divorced, I figured I'd dump you in the middle of nowhere and leave ya.
SERENITY: You're so funny, big brother.
JOEY: Yeah, I know.
(At the beach)
JOEY: Okay, sis, this is your new home. The only problem is it doesn't have a bathroom, but I figured you can always use the ocean. Y'know, for poop and stuff.
SERENITY: But what will I do about food?
JOEY: Well, there's always jellyfish.
SERENITY: But I'm allergic to jellyfish!
JOEY: Shut up and eat your jellyfish!
Deleted Scene #4 - Obligatory Death Note Reference[]
PEGASUS: What? Even Chad from accounting?
(A man is blown out of a skyscraper window)
CHAD: AAAAAAAARGH!
(Cut back to Pegasus' office)
CROQUET: Especially Chad from accounting.
PEGASUS: How very bizarre! I wonder... who could be killing off all of our employees so mysteriously? What do you think, L?
L: Me think it was Kira.
PEGASUS: Oh, that's what you always say.
Deleted Scene #5 - Zuiikin Gals Return[]
TRISTAN: Joey! Your sister's been worried sick! What the hell happened to you?!
JOEY: Um... uhhh... eh...
(Another Zuiikin Gals video rolls, this time with the sentence "I was robbed by two men")
JOEY: (monotone voice) I was robbed by two men.
Deleted Scene #6 - The EFF Hole[]
MARIK: Let us join forces, Bakura! And together, we will use our combined strength to tear Yugi Muto a new (EFF!)hole!
FLORENCE: What the bloody hell is a f*ckhole?
MARIK: What?
FLORENCE: That thing you just said, what is it?
MARIK: A (EFF!)hole?
FLORENCE: Yes. That.
MARIK: Well, it's obvious, isn't it?
FLORENCE: Enlighten me.
MARIK: Well, it's... the hole that you (EFF!).
FLORENCE: So... you mean a 'vagina'.
MARIK: Of course! What else would I (EFF!)?
FLORENCE: I don't know. Bottoms?
MARIK: Rrragh, for the last friggin' time, I do not partake in that sort of nonsense! I only (EFF!) vaginas! Because I'm totally straight! Ooooh, look at me and my straightness!
FLORENCE: Okay, so, what you're saying is... we're going to tear Yugi Muto a new vagina.
MARIK: Uh... yes. Th-that is totally what I meant.
FLORENCE: I wasn't aware he had an old vagina.
MARIK: Oh, shut your face, Bakura!
FLORENCE: Kiss my ass, Marik!
MARIK: But there's poop down there!
Deleted Scene #7 - Grandpa's Bedside Manner[]
GRANDPA: Bakura! Bakura! Wake up, Bakura!
FLORENCE: What?! What is it?! What could possibly be so bloody important that you had to violently shake me while I'm lying sick in a hospital bed?
GRANDPA: I just had my first successful bowel movement in two years!
(silence)
GRANDPA: Hooray!
(Florence knocks him down)
GRANDPA: Whoa, Nelly!
FLORENCE: Congratulations. Now you've had your second.
Deleted Scene #8 - Duke's Theme Music[]
TRISTAN: Check it out, everybody! I just found the remote for Duke's theme music!
DUKE: What?! Hey, give that back!
TRISTAN: Now I can change his theme music to whatever I want.
(Plays "The Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats)
TRISTAN: Hmmm... too catchy.
(Plays "What's up, people?!" by Maximum the Hormone)
TRISTAN: Too metal.
(Plays "I Just Can't Wait to Be King" from The Lion King)
TRISTAN: Too Disney.
TRISTAN: Too mushy.
(Plays "Cherry Pie" by Warrant)
TRISTAN: Too eighties.
DUKE: Wait, no, I like this!
(Plays "Fett's Vette" by mc chris)
TRISTAN: Too white.
(Plays "Fine Weather Rising Hallelujah" by JINDOU from Yu-Gi-Oh! GX)
TRISTAN: Too Japanese.
(Plays the first English Pokémon theme music)
TRISTAN: I don't even know what that is.
(Plays "Ghost Nappa" by TeamFourStar. Duke nods his head)
TRISTAN: Hey, that's perfect! I love this so— (gets kneecaps broken) Ow, my kneecaps!
YUGI: Gee, I wonder who could have broken Tristan's kneecaps. With a wrench. Specifically this wrench.
L: Me think it was Kira.
YUGI: Shut up, L.
(Ending plays "Cherry Pie")
[Text Onscreen: beware yugis bearing wrenches]
[Text Onscreen: fin]
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