Title: Deleted Scenes Montage
Running time: 4:50
Cast (in order of appearance): Yugi Moto, Tristan Taylor, Joey Wheeler, Steve, Zuiikin Gals, Mr. Wheeler, Serenity Wheeler, Maximillion Pegasus, Croquet, L, Marik Ishtar, Florence, Grandpa, Duke Devlin
Deleted Scene #1 - Tristan Quotes Too Much Edit
YUGI: Tristan, it's come to my attention that you've been quoting TeamFourStar a lot recently-
TRISTAN: Goddammit, Nappa!
YUGI: Yeah, yeah, that's hilarious and all but I figured I should warn you: around these parts, whenever someone quotes an abridged series that isn't made by LittleKuriboh, they kinda end up getting their kneecaps broken...with a wrench.
TRISTAN: Uh...goddammit, Nappa?
YUGI: (holds up a wrench) Specifically this wrench.
Deleted Scene #2 - Zuiikin Gals Edit
JOEY: Nyeh, who are you people? What do you want from me?
STEVE: We're here for your rarest card, Joey Wheeler. Now hand it over!
JOEY: Oh man! What do I do, what do I do?
(a video of Zuiikin Gals appears, with the English sentence "Take anything you want" being repeated over and over)
JOEY (monotone): Take anything you want.
JOEY: Ah, curse you, misleading Japanese aerobics girls!
Deleted Scene #3 - Joey & Serenity at the Beach Edit
JOEY'S FATHER: Have fun being completely unsupervised, kids.
SERENITY: Where are we, Joey? Where are you taking me, big brother?
JOEY: Well, since it's your fault our parents got divorced, I figured I'd dump you in the middle of nowhere and leave ya.
SERENITY: You're so funny, big brother.
JOEY: Yeah, I know.
(at the beach)
JOEY: OK, sis. This is your new home. The only problem is it doesn't have a bathroom, but I figured you can always use the ocean. Y'know, for poop and stuff.
SERENITY: But what do I do about food?
JOEY: Well, there's always jellyfish.
SERENITY: But I'm allergic to jellyfish!
JOEY: Shut up and eat your jellyfish!
Deleted Scene #4 - Obligatory Death Note Reference Edit
PEGASUS: What? Even Chad from accounting?
(a person falls off a window)
CROQUET: Especially Chad from accounting.
PEGASUS: How very bizarre! I wonder...who could be killing all our employees so mysteriously? What do you think, L?
L: Me think it was Kira.
PEGASUS: Oh, that's what you always say.
Deleted Scene #5 - Zuiikin Gals Return Edit
TRISTAN: Joey! Your sister's been worried sick! What the hell happened to you?!
(Another Zuiikin Gals video rolls, this time with the sentence "I was robbed by two men")
JOEY: (monotone) I was robbed by two men.
Deleted Scene #6 - The EFF Hole Edit
MARIK: Let us join forces, Bakura! And together we will use our combined strength to tear Yugi Moto a new [EFF!]hole!
FLORENCE: What the bloody hell is a ****hole?
FLORENCE: That thing you just said. What is it?
MARIK: A [EFF!]hole?
FLORENCE: Yes. That.
MARIK: Well, that's obvious, isn't it?
FLORENCE: Enlighten me.
MARIK: Well, it's…the hole that you [EFF!].
FLORENCE: So.. you mean a vagina!
MARIK: Of course! What else would I [EFF!]?
FLORENCE: I don't know…bottoms?
MARIK: Argh, for the last friggin' time, I do not partake in that sort of nonsense! I only [EFF!] vaginas! Because I'm totally straight! Ooooh, look at me and my straightness!
FLORENCE: OK. So what you're saying is…we're going to tear Yugi Muto a new vagina.
MARIK: Er…yes! That is totally what I meant.
FLORENCE: I wasn't aware he had an old vagina
MARIK: Oh, shut your face, Bakura!
FLORENCE: Kiss my ass, Marik!
MARIK: But there's poop down there!
Deleted Scene #7 - Grandpa's Bedside Manner Edit
SOLOMON: Bakura! Bakura! Wake up, Bakura!
FLORENCE: What?! What is it?! What could possibly be so bloody important that you had to violently shake me while I'm lying sick in a hospital bed?
SOLOMON: I just had my first successful bowel movement in two years!
SOLOMON: Hooray! (Florence knocks him down) Whoa, Nelly!
FLORENCE: Congratulations. Now you've had your second.
Deleted Scene #8 - Duke's Theme Music Edit
TRISTAN: Check it out, everybody! I just found the remote for Duke's theme music!
DUKE: What?! Hey, give it back!
TRISTAN: Now I can change his theme music for whatever I want.
TRISTAN: Hmmm... too catchy.
TRISTAN: Too metal.
TRISTAN: Too Disney.
TRISTAN: Too mushy.
TRISTAN: Too eighties.
DUKE: Wait, no, I like this-
(plays "Fett's Vette" by mc chris)
TRISTAN: Too white.
TRISTAN: Too Japanese.
TRISTAN: I don't even know what that is!
(plays "Ghost Nappa theme" by TeamFourStar. Duke nods his head)
TRISTAN: Hey, that's perfect! I love this so- (gets kneecaps broken) Ow, my kneecaps!
YUGI: Gee, I wonder who could have broken Tristan's kneecaps. With a wrench. Specifically this wrench.
L: Me think it was Kira.
YUGI: Shut up, L.
(Ending plays Cherry Pie with the subtitles "Beware yugis bearing wrenches")